"Can I buy you a drink, my Aunt just died and left me 3 million dollars and I just don't feel like drinking alone tonight."
"Excuse me miss, do I know you? I'm sorry, you look like my friend Ciny Crawford."
"So can I buy you a drink or should I just give you the 3 bucks?"
"You owe me a drink!"... Response: "Why?" ... "I dropped mine when I saw you!"
"You look like my first wife." ... Response: "how many times have you been married?" ... "None yet."
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?"
"Is it hot in here or is it just you?"
"Can I have directions?" ... Response: "To where?" ... "To your heart."
"How does it feel to be the most beautiful girl in this room?"
"I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you."
"You must be in the wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there."
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