Pirate Pick up lines

"I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest."

"You're just the tasty wench I've been keeping me eye out for!"

"Hey, sexy -- how about a Jolly Rogering?"

"Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber."

"See this hook? Variable speed with five alternate attachments, Baby."

"WOW! I bet we could fit SIXteen men on that chest!"

"Me skull and crossbones arn't the only thing I plan on raisin' tonight."

"Do ya mind if the parrot watches?"

"Nice poop deck on ya, lassie. Care fer a swabbin'?"

"Avast, me pretty! Strike your panties and prepare to be boarded."

"So you're the new cabin boy, eh?"

"Do you have the latest copy of Windows XP with cracked product activation?" (software pirates only)

"Yo, ho! Bottle of rum?"

"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre you free on Saturday?"

and the Number 1 Pirate Pick-Up Line...


"Is there an 'X' on the seat of your pants? Because it appears that there's wond'rous booty buried underneath!"

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Don't use these pickup lines

"Can I buy you a drink, my Aunt just died and left me 3 million dollars and I just don't feel like drinking alone tonight."

"Excuse me miss, do I know you? I'm sorry, you look like my friend Ciny Crawford."

"So can I buy you a drink or should I just give you the 3 bucks?"

"You owe me a drink!"... Response: "Why?" ... "I dropped mine when I saw you!"

"You look like my first wife." ... Response: "how many times have you been married?" ... "None yet."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?"

"Is it hot in here or is it just you?"

"Can I have directions?" ... Response: "To where?" ... "To your heart."

"How does it feel to be the most beautiful girl in this room?"

"I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you."

"You must be in the wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there."

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